HaPPy BiRThday tO mE

“Bounce your boobies,
let ‘em rock and roll.” - Rusty Warren

“… Down down down down
into the deepest fire
and it burns burns burns burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.” - Johnny Cash

“Happy B’Day to Me
Happy b’day, dear David…”

“… Down down down down
into the deepest fire
and it burns burns burns burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.” - Johnny Cash

2 Responses to “HaPPy BiRThday tO mE”

  1. Patricia Ann Pedersen Says:

    Sooo Many Happy Birthdays to YOU, and remembering the great party last year!

    Let your birthday wishes come true before the evil orange blob blows us all to hell with bombs and ego.

    I waver between wanting him to resign, wanting him to be impeached, with criminal charges not pardoned, and hauled off for treason.

    Then we have the idiot intellectually challenged pence, who wouldn’t know truth if it fucked his wife in front of him. Oh well…Happy New Year! Feel free to censor.

    xoxoxoxoxo

  2. David Says:

    I would never censor you, P. Damn. You’re one of the smartest people I know, which means either I know a lot of dumb people (not) or I know a lot of smart people (yeah) and you are at the top of the list. However, you ARE the funniest person I know, have ever known, your hense of sumor is heralded and historic. I honor you on the first day of 2019…

    …Happy New Year, my dearest friend. We shall survive.

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